Tak podle téhle hrdinky jsem měla kdysi i přezdívku, dokonce mě tak sám od sebe oslovoval i jeden profesor na vysoké škole :) Zkrátka a dobře, máme k sobě asi blízko, možná vzhledem, ale určitě humorem. Proto si tady uložím pár hlášek, které sice nejsou přímo z jejích úst, ale z její fan-page, a jejímu humoru jsou dost blízké :)
REMEMBER, when somebody annoys u,it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,but only 2 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that MONSTER.
Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
WEDNESDAY's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
But the child born on the Sabbath Day, Is fair and wise and good and gay.
How nice of you to introduce me to your second face after I decided to trust you.
I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
- Wednesday's at that age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
- BOOOYS ?
- Homicide.
nanny: where's the baby?
wednesday: which part?
Never judge and laugh at someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they’ll be a mile away and barefoot.
What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be
respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.
What men want: Tickets to the World Series.
Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse
advice.
"Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up."
“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”
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